Confession

[canny]

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest whiskeys, cigars and chocolates.
The priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession.
And I have to admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out ! You're on my side."

[Lily]