email from God

[Steveg]

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.


God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'


So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'


God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?









Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

[smellycat]

it said keep watching out for me,i am on my way.

[Lily]

It said, Dear Lily, tell Cat to behave

[smellycat]

it said tell that welsh girl to stop moaning at me when things go wrong,tell her its her who needs to change.

[Lily]

Welcome back by the way Steve.

[iamowen]

Well done thou good and faithfull servant !
PS Same time same place
PPS Don't forget your notebook
GOD

[Galaen]

Wanna know what it really said?

I love you - tell everyone else I love them too. I have a place ready for you all and can't wait to see you.

More love then you can ever imagine
Daddy