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Old 09-12-2008, 09:55 PM
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I received this joke today...
Enjoy God's sense of humor

A man was talking to God and posed the question: 'God, how long is a million years for you?'
God replied, 'For me... One minute!'
The man thought to himself WOW, and posed another question: 'God, how much is a million dollars to you?'
God replied, 'For me... One penny!'
The man again thought this was incredible and knew he needed to ask one more question.
He thought carefully and asked God,:
'God will you give me one penny?'
God replied,:
'Just wait a minute1
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Nice one Anna
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I like it SweetRainbow.

Where did we get our sense of humour if God didnt give it to us?
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Well said
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that is funny!!
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good one
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