Subsidance

[canny]

My temple has a subsidence problem, needs a bit of repointing..

[Galaen]

Sounds like our church. Who ever thought up quinquenials?

[canny]

Sounds like our church. Who ever thought up quinquenials?

Has to be a man

[Steveg]

Sounds like our church. Who ever thought up quinquenials?

When Canny said her temple I thought she meant herself & needing repointing meant needing more makeup.

Or did she actaully meant that.

I don't understand women, sigh!

[canny]

I did Steve you understand more than you know. But this may help.

1.) */FINE:/* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) */Five Minutes:/* If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) */Nothing: /*This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

4.) */Go Ahead:/* This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) */Loud Sigh:/* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)

6.) */That's Okay:/* This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) */Thanks:/* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'.

8.) */Don't worry about it, I got it:/* Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Steveg]

I did Steve you understand more than you know. But this may help.

1.) */FINE:/* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) */Five Minutes:/* If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) */Nothing: /*This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

4.) */Go Ahead:/* This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) */Loud Sigh:/* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)

6.) */That's Okay:/* This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) */Thanks:/* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'.

8.) */Don't worry about it, I got it:/* Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

I'll print this out and post it above my computer.

On second thoughts, perhaps not as she might see it when she borrows it to look at her emails.

If I file it in my in-tray it might not see the light of day for several weeks.

Isn't life complicated.

[canny]

I think absorb and destroy would be your best option...

[Jay Dub]

Steve

I don't think 8 is quite complete... no there are more
This one may get me in trouble but

I am only venting, when you hear that run!

Honey, why are you yelling at me,..... I am only venting

This means, they are mad at you for something, but don't quite remember what there mad about, but by the time they remember you have already done something else wrong and you are now going to get it with both barrels

I am only venting means I know I am mad at you for something, but don't ask me what, because I can't remember or I don't want to talk about it, but trust me your in trouble

[Lily]

When Canny said her temple I thought she meant herself & needing repointing meant needing more makeup.

Or did she actaully meant that.

I don't understand women, sigh!

Well, I understand her perfectly Steve, which is,,, um,, kinda worrying


She nearly caused my death by choaking at the beauty counter in boots once.
There was this young girl explaining the virtues of some kind of make-up, when Canny just looked her straight in the eye and said,,,

" yes,, very nice but have you got something for a caving in face ? "

I was WEAK !

[canny]

remove ya specs when applying foundation ladies,,, the world goes dark otherwise.