Holiday purchase

[Frederick]

Paddy asks his mate Mick if he wants him to pick up anything while he's away on holiday.
"Oh, that's very nice of you." He replied. "Can you pick me up 200 Benson & Hedges, and a litre bottle of Scotch, please. I'll settle up with you once you're back. Have a good time."

He sees him three weeks later in the pub.
"Hi, Mick. I got your cigarettes and drink as you said. It came to £92.00."
Mick screams his head off in rage, slamming his hands onto his head.
"£92.00 - I don't believe it! Where the heck did you go?"
"Oh," He replied, casually "only down the road - Butlins Holiday Camp."

[canny]

Paddy asks his mate Mick if he wants him to pick up anything while he's away on holiday.
"Oh, that's very nice of you." He replied. "Can you pick me up 200 Benson & Hedges, and a litre bottle of Scotch, please. I'll settle up with you once you're back. Have a good time."

He sees him three weeks later in the pub.
"Hi, Mick. I got your cigarettes and drink as you said. It came to £92.00."
Mick screams his head off in rage, slamming his hands onto his head.
"£92.00 - I don't believe it! Where the heck did you go?"
"Oh," He replied, casually "only down the road - Butlins Holiday Camp."

nice one fred

[ByHisGrace]

528064574f81452d8dcaa5e1dfe1fee6.jpg Good one Frederick

[ibym]

where is Butlins holiday camp? lol