
Originally Posted by
Frederick
New King James Version.
I am reminded of a Christian Brother who told me the problems his friend faced, whose job it was to translate the Bible into different languages. Everything was going fine until in Revelations they came across the passage:"Behold, I stand at the door and knock..." Apparently in that particular country , to stand at the door and knock was deemed highly offensive


(Don't bother knocking, just barge straight in!) Don't ask me why!


They had an enormous problem but finally got round it by having Jesus say: "I wish to be your guest." Somehow it loses it's power


Good stuff Frederick! I needed a good laugh!
About the time I get on my high horse, Jesus comes riding in on a donkey.